husband

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb 

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?



Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'... 

husband n wife

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

husband n wife

Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

husband n wife

Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !

husband n wife

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

HUSBAND N WIFE

A Small Tip For Lifetime:

“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,

Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)

HUSBAND N WIFE

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Husband nd wife joke

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai. 

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. 
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? 
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai 
ke tum kon ho 


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li. 

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, 

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya.. 


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: 
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. 
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti 

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? 
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi. 

♥ Funny sms ♥

Jab Tak Zinda ha SMS Krty rahen ge,.
Or
Jis din na karen to samajh lena k
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Aglay Din karen ge,
Maar do Maar do
ZaLimo0O.. 
Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi
Meri… .  

MAGIC SMS

55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*.
* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”

Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo, Bohot pyara sms hai
Or
Amal b krna..

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unia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
(‘,’)/
<))1 me
_//_

2nd meri ammi ka beta

('-')yani ME
<((>
_//_
OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me 
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Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

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Hum to yun hi RIO Buscuit khaa
rhy thy.

“D_G”
1 larki humy Bacha samjh K Pappi
de gai..
\(‘,’ )/
<\/
_/\_
Yahoooo,
Hun ty Roz khwan ga….

♥ Funny sms ♥

Jis Dost par he Duniya”FIDA”
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Jis Se Dil na hona Chahe”JUDA”
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Jis ka Style he”LAJAWAB”
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Jis Ka SMS bi hota ha”GULAB”
Woh Hum Hain
Ap nahi”
Assalam Allaikum

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Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo 
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….

Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr 

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Dear
Ye jo Dil hota hai na
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(‘_’)
/!!>Ye Insan K
_/\_ khabby
passy hota hy…

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Happy perfume day

(`_`)
_/ \ \
) ) ) ) ~~~~~~~~~pooooo
_l_l

Khushboo aisi jo diwana bna
de

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The most heart breaking moment of
my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
“areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do”.

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I Don’t Fear to Lose you but ,
My Fear is that if i Lose …
“Who Will Love you like me…? :p
Oo kadr krOo myry..
Myry elawa tanu ksi ne nh pochna 

Category: Funny SMS

U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te…. 

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ne minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime