Husband nd wife joke

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai. 

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. 
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? 
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai 
ke tum kon ho 


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li. 

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, 

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya.. 


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: 
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. 
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti 

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? 
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.