dubai rings __

Nomi ansari design

Nomi ansari design

western dresses

Indian Salwar Kameez Online 2013-2014 | New Party Dresses Fashion

Indian Salwar Kameez Online 2013-2014 | New Party Dresses Fashion

Indian Salwar Kameez Online 2013-2014 | New Party Dresses Fashion

latest indian design

latest indian design

latest indian design

latest indian design

latest indian design

latest indian design

latest indian design

husband

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb 

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?



Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'... 

husband n wife

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

husband n wife

Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

husband n wife

Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !

husband n wife

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

husband n wife

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

HUSBAND N WIFE

A Small Tip For Lifetime:

“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,

Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)

HUSBAND N WIFE

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Husband nd wife joke

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai. 

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. 
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? 
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai 
ke tum kon ho 


Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li. 

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, 

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya.. 


Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: 
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. 
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti 

k sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? 
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi. 

Romantic SMS Hindi ::-

Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai,
dosti ke bina jivan adhura hai, patni bina ghar adhura haiusi tarha tumhare bina mera dil adhura hai

Romantic SMS Hindi ::-

Ek Gulab Matlab I LOVE U
Ek Anguthi Matlab I MARRY U
Ek Muskaan Matlab I LIKE U
Ek SMS Matlab I MISS U..
Lekin Ek Flying kiss Matlab Thinking U So passinately.....)( DIL Se..........
Ladki ki Nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijajt hoti he
Humesa piche pad jao jub tak ha na bole
Qki der Se ha karna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h

Hindi Romantic SMS collection

Yu hi sapno se dil lagaya karo
kisike khwabo me bhi aya jaya karo
jab dil kare ke koi tumhe b manaye
to bas hume yaad kar ke ruth jaya kro


Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Hr Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko To Pyar Se Jiya Kro