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Sunday, 30 June 2013

hera pheri funny movie

ROWDY RATHORE

BOL BACHCHAN

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Jab Tak Zinda ha SMS Krty rahen ge,.
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Jis din na karen to samajh lena k
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Aglay Din karen ge,
Maar do Maar do
ZaLimo0O.. :-P
Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi
Meri… . :( :P

MAGIC SMS

55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*.
* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”
Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo, Bohot pyara sms hai
Or
Amal b krna..

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unia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
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<))1 me
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2nd meri ammi ka beta
('-')yani ME
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OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me :-D
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Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

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Hum to yun hi RIO Buscuit khaa
rhy thy.
“D_G”
1 larki humy Bacha samjh K Pappi
de gai..
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Yahoooo,
Hun ty Roz khwan ga….

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Jis Dost par he Duniya”FIDA”
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Jis Se Dil na hona Chahe”JUDA”
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Jis ka Style he”LAJAWAB”
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Jis Ka SMS bi hota ha”GULAB”
Woh Hum Hain
Ap nahi”
Assalam Allaikum

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Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo ;-)
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….
Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr :)

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Dear
Ye jo Dil hota hai na
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/!!>Ye Insan K
_/\_ khabby
passy hota hy…

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Happy perfume day
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Khushboo aisi jo diwana bna
de

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The most heart breaking moment of
my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
“areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do”.

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I Don’t Fear to Lose you but ,
My Fear is that if i Lose …
“Who Will Love you like me…? :p
Oo kadr krOo myry..
Myry elawa tanu ksi ne nh pochna :D

U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te…. 

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ne minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime            

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 1           dafa meri girlfrnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya
me ghr puhncha or bell di
uski choti sister ny darwaza khola, wo boht fit thi
muskura k boli ap boht smart hen
Abi ghar pr koi nhi hy, me akeli hon
apka kya mood hy?
Me muskraya or
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jany laga to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai
or meri sharafat ki tareef krty hue mujhe galy lgaya
or
kaha “humko rishta manzor hy”
Ab ap se kya chopana?
k
Me to bike ko lock lgane ja raha tha. ;)

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♥♥           Baap Re Baap
Open Challenge 4 Every 1..
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Choti abc Badi ABC se Kitne Saal Choti Hai.. (Y)

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A Very Very TRIPLE meaning
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” HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI

Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond
ring chori ker k gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine..
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai:P

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♥♥          Ladki patane ka tarika
Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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“DIDI DAR GAYI”
“DIDI DAR GAYI”

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, 
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai ♥♥

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Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai                     ♥

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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata 

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Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !             ♥

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"              ♥ hahahahha♥

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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty            ☻☻♥

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Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia                          ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

PATHAN FUNNY SMS ( )







1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.                        ♥ 

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai                            ♥
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata    ♥

LOVE SMS

♥♥    Tumhe Mai Pyar Kahu Yaar Kahu Ya Jane Jana,

Naam Kuch Bhi Rahe Tamana Hai Tumse Mil Jana,

Jindagi Rukati Nahi Kisike Liye Chhod Apni Raahein,

Raah Pal Bhar Ko Badal Kar Meri Raahein Chamaka Jana !! ♥





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♥♥     Woh dil hi kiya tere milne ki jo dua na kare

♥♥  Main tuj ko bhul k zinda rahon KHUDA na kare

♥♥  Rahe ga sath tera piyar zindagi ban kar

♥♥  Yeh aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare



♥♥ Apne Dil ki baat ap kun keh nahi sakte,♥♥


♥♥ Binkahe bhi jee nahi sakte,♥♥

♥♥ Ae khuda aisi takdir bana,♥♥

♥♥aap hamse khud akar kahe♥♥

♥♥ Hum apke bina reh nahi sakte.♥♥

Saturday, 29 June 2013

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Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri

Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yu

Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai Zaroorat Teri
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Talwar 2 qism ki hoti ha
1. lohay ki
2. mohabbat ki
farq sirf itna ha k lohay wali 1 ko 2 krti ha aur mohabbat wali 2 ko 1 krti ha.
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Tum Jo Kehte Ho Mujhe K...

Main Tumhain Bhool JaOon !


Agar Tumhari Yehi Arzoo Hai To Phir...


Meri Chand Shartain Hain agar Poori Kar Sako To !


Agar Tum Mujhe Samandar Ki Mojon Ko...


Taqseem Kar K Dikhao !


Dikhao Mujhe Falak Ki Bulandiyon Ko...


Muthi Main Qaid Kar K !


Tu Phir Main Tumhain Bhoolne Ki Koshish Karoon Ga...


Agar Tum Mujhe Sitaron Bhari Subah Dikhao!


Aur Dikhao Mujhe Shab Ko Ubharta Hua Sooraj...


Tu Phir Main Tumhain Bhoolne Ki Koshish Karoon Ga !


Agar Tum Mujhe Ragon Main Gardish...


Karti Hui Dharkan Sunao !


Aur Dikhao Mujhe Woh Zameen...


Jo Meena Barsaati Ho !


Tu Phir Main Tumhain Bhoolne Ki Koshish Karoon Ga...


Aur Agar Tum Aisa Kar Sako To...


To Phir Main Khud Ko Taqseem Karne Ko Tayar Hoon...


Aur Phir Main Tumhain Bhoolne ko Taiyaar Hoon...!
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you live in my heart and always will be...........
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A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
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AGRA HUM NA HOTE TO YE GAZAL KAUN KAHTA
AAP KE CHAND JAISE CHERE KO KANVAL KAUN KAHTA

YE TO KUDRAT KA KARISHMA HAI AYE LOGO

WARNA PATTHAR KO TAJ MAHAL KAUN KAHTA
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ZINDAGI MILI ZRA SI THI
KUCH IS MAIN KAMI ZRA SI THI

WO ROZ HOTA GYA PAS MERE

LEKIN PHIR B DOORI ZRA SI THI

CHAND JAGTE JAGTE SO B GYA

RAAT ABI BEETI ZRA SI THI

MOHABAT BANT DI US NE ZMANE ME

JO MERE HISEY ME AI ZARA SI THI

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